sofia 🍄

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Mexicans don’t play about little caesers

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Watching a movie about a toxic relationship while my toxic ex sits behind me 😍

[Ajibola @4jibola]

i'm on dnd in real life

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Uhm wtf lol

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Please just give me one day where I don’t wake up to some bs

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Do people not realize you can tell when you’re sucking in for pictures or ??

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Cus why is a man on the stairmaster

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I wouldn't have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

How tf do yall get pregnant on accident

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Why is March 3 months long

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

That’s what I get for thinking life was fucking peaches

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the man, perhaps a therapist?

[💌 @notanarch1ve]

i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

the amount of places i want to visit overwhelms me.

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

if I don't text u saying Merry Christmas we still gang, I'm just lazy.

[Mommas @Mommaaasss]

I wish I can get a free bag of PTO

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Opening our shared calendar to a date night 😩😩

[sofia 🍄 @lilsoffaa]

Boy I sure did miss being loved and spoiled