daddy leche

pee pee go boing boing

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

saying 'hey what's the big idea' every five minutes during a colonoscopy

[daddy leche @lilspindablock]

@roselphie Same here wtf

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

boomer music was like “ wow that retarded kid is good at pinball “

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Landscaper I owed $7000 got deported

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Gus @Banjo761]

It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

[narsa. @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[Galumphs @TheGalumphs]

This tweet was like 9/11 for women

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Gabe Nicholson @gabe_mohit]

Support Walter White

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[daddy leche @lilspindablock]

forgot i was on ft with my girl, tried to swipe left

[daddy leche @lilspindablock]

child sexual predator: wow, you’re very mature for your age

6 year old me with a fat ass: you already used that one, try again