Greg

#DaddyAF, my kids can confirm.👨‍👦‍👦
#PlanetThickness™🏋🏾

[Ciroc Holmes @ChnRstrntKng]

@NICKIMINAJ Let’s get the same energy directed toward your brother

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

@McDonalds you took away snack wraps citing COVID Supply Chain issues... but bringing it back w/o honey mustard was a mistake. You took the selects AND the best chosen condiment for the sandwich. If @RickandMorty can get szechuan back? Idk man. Anyway, Merry Chrysler.

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

@NJTRANSIT k. you mean the app that is completely inaccurate for the 800 bus series b4 8AM(cus you outsource drivers from Coach USA, and don't open call centers early enough for your commuters) isn't going to work at all. 😎we'll just freeze to death while you get ur shit together.

[MassMediaEnjoyer @MassMediaEnjoyr]

@GodlyNations Would.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We are living in a dangerous and unprecedented moment in American history.

I’m getting a lot of calls from people who are not only upset about what’s happening, but are wondering how we best go forward.

Here are my thoughts:

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

2 plane crashes
trade wars
high inflation
expensive eggs
gas prices soaring
J6 MAGAs arrested for child porn
Nazi saluts
FAA controllers quitting
Melania kissing Newsom

It's only been 10 days.

[Intel Point Alert @IntelPointAlert]

American Airlines Newsroom: If you believe you may have loved ones on board Flight 5342, call American Airlines toll-free at 800-679-8215.

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

i will no longer allow you to push the buttons you installed 🫥

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

@nessofficiall Y bueno.. acepto ser tercero, pero nos vemos en la mundial. #soyceleste

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Me: ugh my hair is a mess, I look like a sloppy queen.
Jon: You are a sloppy queen.
🫠

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Imagine finding your childhood bullies on 🏳️‍🌈Tinder or Grindr… now, imagine them being better people when it mattered. #smh

[Shannon McDonagh @shananigans022]

⁦@Uber⁩ turn off surges in sunset park. People are scared, let them get out safely

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

I take it back. I wasn't prepared for a relationship that made me feel things I'd never felt before, nor for the higher level of attachment I had to you.

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Breaking up isn't hard to do, Neil. At least, not after a divorce. But it's okay, hoeing and healing felt better anyway 🤪

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

@theladyalissa Lemme find out who these fire wackers are 💢💢💢

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

@JakeRobWilliamz 🤦🏽‍♂️

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

now that tony hawk has released skateboards with his blood painted on them, and there was no public outrage, are y’all ready to admit y’all were never actually upset over the blood in the shoes? and maybe u were mad for some other reason?

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Mom, I get it now. I remember your tears as I was so invested, watching 9/11 documentaries, and you wanting me to keep watching so I could understand what 3yo me didn't. idk how strong I'll be when the boys decide to watch these COVID docs.
Great start to the day. How y'all doin?

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Of all things, i never expected to be serenaded over WhatsApp. And you're playing the mandolin for me. I can't even rn. 🥰

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Fuck texting, like actually. I need your inflection. I need to know how the words were meant to be heard, and not just be left responding based on an assumed definition. I need ur 5 second rambled sidenote that would've been ridiculous to type, yet totally necessary for context.