today i went out to lunch with my dad and his friends and before ordering they walked around looking at what everyone else in the restaurant was eating so they could make an informed decision
Real life situation at the bar just now:
Random nigga: [staring at me]
Me: [staring back at random nigga]
Random nigga: excuse me but i think you used to deal with my homeboy in college
Me: Maybe idk who is your homeboy?
Random nigga: *says homeboys name*
Me: Yeah why what’s up?
Random nigga: You brought some buffalo chicken dip to the crib once
Me: [stares]
Random nigga: [stares]
Me: [stares]
Random nigga: You selling it?
Me: 🧍🏾♀️
Me: no
Random nigga: shame.