Jo

[Jo @liltittyjo]

have you ever smoked a blunt while running up a hill? cause i just had an asthma attack.

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@Evelyn_336wj straight boof

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@kentagiious 30 a tab is actually robbery

[Jo @liltittyjo]

cold butterfingers lowkey taste like a cigarette, and i fw that

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@Simon_Ingari you just gotta tell ‘em “hold enough to get that money, son” and clap your hands together very loudly and say “when do i start” then wait for security to be called

[Exxi @exstasias]

When a thought breaks through the wall of vyvanse, nicotine, caffeine, electronic music and weed

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@Synzael0218 don’t fuck with me motherfucker. i’m serious; im trying to eat rocks

[Jo @liltittyjo]

does anyone know any witchcraft spells that will let me eat rocks and talk to lizards?

[synzael ⏹️ @Synzael0218]

The Lizard Hearing

got the ritual finally. from a guy. posting it so nobody else has to buy a chant from a guy:
Find your lizard. Do not chase him. Sit near him and do the pushups too, so he knows you're serious.
Light a candle that smells like nothing. Vanilla is an insult to lizards apparently.
Place one gecko hair (consenting) in a bowl of warm tap water. It should float. If it sinks, that gecko had secrets.
Say the words: "small king, warm rock, i am also warm, speak." Say it in a low voice. Lizards hate a high voice, it reminds them of birds.
Wait. He will do one pushup. That is "yes." Two pushups is "not now." Three pushups means run
i did all of this and he did three pushups. i did not run. i think that was a mistake. he's been staring at my house

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@Synzael0218 drop the linkkkk 😫

[Jo @liltittyjo]

“your girlfriend is promiscuous”

[Jo @liltittyjo]

an FBI agent and a workers comp representative walk into an applebees. one may get half off mozzarella sticks.

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@burner44account

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@burner44account https://t.co/wO86VC9ys6

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

gf took an edible and instead of saying “im high as fuck” she keeps saying this

[SLATER @SmokeRuntz]

@sixxochitl Unemployed is a flex

[Jo @liltittyjo]

a man once told me that if he holds his nose when he sneezes snot comes out of his dick.. is this real chat??

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

my friend: Nah cuz why white people got grandparent names like “gree-graw” and “pip-pip”😭

My alien friend trying to riff:And for why is the purple people named Grimace😂
*awkward silence*

Me, hitting him hard whispering in his ear: do not embarrass me like that again gorlax

[Jo @liltittyjo]

what the fuckkk

[Jo @liltittyjo]

@thatfoltzkid @SThomasFife @johnlennon right?? whenever i look at paul i say to myself “look at that old lesbian”