To whoever has @DrakeManship tonight some things you should know
1) no matter where he is he will try to walk home
2) when he goes to sleep he needs 3 glasses of water
3) he cries A LOT
4) call me if you need anything, I know him better than anyone
And..
5) he pees in his sleep
Happy birthday you smelly, racist, dog humping, Tito’s drinking, donut eating, uncrustables loving, POS. Hope your day is uh-hundred percent great! @bertkreischer