tweety 🇲🇽

absolutely talentless • board certified shit talker • she/her

[이사 @kongbam814]

cute as fuck WHAT THE FUCK

[Maeve ✧ﾟ* ⁸¹ @Moony_my_toast]

guys I made this gif bc he looks fine as hell and now THE OFFICIAL QUADLOCK is using it in their comment section 😭

[⚓︎ @maxxtropy]

can i say something

[tweety 🇲🇽 @liltwoot]

so far up couldnt even scan the qr code for the seat upgrade sweepstakes 😭😭 i love u both @BrunoMars and @raye

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if you are a woman who *is* funny oh baby do you gotta be on guard around the man who *thinks* he’s funny… he gonna want u dead girl

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Project Hail Mousou telepathy @Life_is_reas0n]

Hey guys

[tweety 🇲🇽 @liltwoot]

i fucking love reading emails.

answering them tho is not my problem.

[tweety 🇲🇽 @liltwoot]

do yall not like to read emails?? why the fuck are we using ai to summarize shit? its like a little electronic newspaper for me or even better ELECTRONIC MAIL

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[tweety 🇲🇽 @liltwoot]

@oscgoat if its any consolation, i followed you after witnessing that damn masterpiece of a screenshot

[Nick. @BeeeNICK]

Yall forgot that actual fun isn't always aesthetically pleasing and that's why yall not having any.

[lacy @danysreddoor]

archive of OUR own

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Mexico's former spy chief Tomas Zeron is wanted in Mexico and subject to an Interpol red notice for orchestrating the 2014 kidnap and murder of 43 university students. Guess which country is hiding him and refusing to extradite as punishment for Mexico's votes at the UN? Correct

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

one sip of beer into the night:

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Thomas Jefferson re: Louisiana, 1803:

[NextMex @NextMexOficial]

🚨🇲🇽🏆BREAKING: For the first time in history a Mexican player has been nominated to the FIFA BEST 11

Julian Quiñones has been nominated after finishing the tournament with 4 goals and 1 assist in 5 matches

He earned his place among the world’s elite, alongside names like Mbappé, Messi, Haaland, and Kane!

[🧚🏻‍♀️🇲🇽🫧💕 @courtsidemenace]

I am soooooo impressed with Mexico after seeing England make France their bitch

Oh my gods

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

paul mccartney’s first draft: