Dani 🍉

27, part time girl full time little guy, they/he

[KTLA @KTLA]

Major pet store chain closing dozens of locations https://t.co/XB5oW2XY9j

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Using Doctor Who is hilarious because it's famous for having 5 dollars and a snack table for a production budget

[tenshen @popupipapo]

Doctor Who vs Welcome to Derry

Day 115 proving CGI isn't getting worse

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Saw a customer with an "anti commie voters club" shirt on at Papa Murphy's. Brother this is the only restaurant that accepts EBT, it's basically communist pizza

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

"American food is so good!" It's butter and salt
"Mexican food is so good!!' it's lard and salt
I'm glad people are discovering the power of fat and salt. Latinos have a higher rate of heart disease and high blood pressure for a reason

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Greek gods hearing about a pale, tall mf killing everyone: oh my god you don't think? Oh it's a woman? Phew
Hermes appearing, out of breath: there's been an update
Hera:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’ follows Faye as she fights through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen.

Everywhen is where ruthless gods from across mythology vie for power in a land overflowing with dangerous magic.

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

@tophsdirtyfeet Maiq my beloved

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

I had to say goodbye to my sweet old man Thursday and I'm miserable. Please send pics of your pets to help me feel better

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

@filmiyana Thank you to my favorite fashionista(fashionisto?)

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

@houseofprfm Bambi...I love you bambi...

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Me: doing a big tech update for the whole business is a bad idea when mercury is in it's shadow
My bosses: lol you're so silly
Well guess what kind of day we're having ladies

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

You do not in fact gotta hand it to Tucker Carlson

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Just used the term "people with a uterus" in passing conversation to the shock and awe of my coworkers

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Sister made this for my churu obsessed son

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Gave dewy a churu popsicle and dude is locked in

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Gave dewy a churu popsicle and dude is locked in

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

I would've watched all six seasons.
https://t.co/7gece7E6n3

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

This is how I felt everytime people were roasting the bts

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

3 years ago today, 'POWERPUFF GIRLS' live action first look was revealed.

It has now been scrapped.

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Abelas saw the god of lies and deceit lying and deceiving and said "you know what this is to be expected none of my business"

[wizard stories @northgalis]

Shout out to Abelas Dragonage because he could have literally explained every detail that we didn’t know and he simply didn’t… just because he didn’t care to. Just to be mysterious.

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Close enough welcome back kratos

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

@howldain Tank uuu

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

Everybody say happy birthday to him!! (And to me but that's not required)

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

@Kathand29 Thank uuuu

[Dani 🍉 @lilvvitch]

@lsbnleninistv Gracias 🫡🫡