Lily Petersen

ISU • ΔΓ

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I need to start dating old guys bc I am so tired of trying to communicate with 22 year old men, you can outline exactly how u feel with diagrams and a powerpoint presentation & they’ll still b like “lol what u mean”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

trust me guys there’s just no reason to have your instagram on private. if you’re that worried about people seeing what you’re posting on instagram get a finsta like a god damned adult and grow up so I can stalk you, thanks!!

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just

[ISU Greek Week @greekweekISU]

#ISUGreekWeek19 #GetTinaToAmes

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk who needs to hear this but meeting the right person at the wrong time just means they aren’t the right person, because you only need “timing” if you’re trying to fit someone into your life who doesn’t belong there

[Lily Petersen @lily_petersen]

This is the only 2018 recap I wanna see

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2018

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

When you block him so he makes fake Instagram accounts to try to get you back (-1/10 dog)

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s so nice showering in my home shower vs my apartment shower that I got super carried away. all i’m doing tonight is hanging with my girlfriends but I just exfoliated shaved and moisturized like I have a dick appointment with John Mayer at 8

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when I get married we’re going to get two california kings and line them up next to each other, wall to wall, then get custom bedding so that we can sleep next to each other if we want OR stretch out in our own beds

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Contrary to what my ex thought/what the Spice Girls said, if you wanna be my lover, you should NOT get with my friends

[Navjosh @Navjosh]

A Migos carpool karaoke should be fun lol

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

My brain-

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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This is for all you “I Voted” sticker people.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maci. She’s had a very long day. Needs some alone time to collect her thoughts. Asks that you please not judge her coping mechanisms. 14/10

[Lily Petersen @lily_petersen]

Blackbear literally made MY dreams come true last night.

[bear @iamblackbear]

DREAM COME TRU
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