Lily

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[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said “oh fuck my bad i used to work at dairy queen“ & im still laughing about it lmao

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Did you tell her I was sorry or?

[autumn @autumn_deem]

you could say my mother is having fun at the beach with her friends right now

[koda @m1akoda]

Aye so don’t go to the Walmart in Howell, my mom and 11 year old sister were followed by a group of men and my mom had to be let out by security and was informed that this happened for the last three days at their store

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

This is exactly why I think everyone has a guardian angel.... son could’ve been seriously injured if this didn’t happen

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

We are closing in on a million lol

To make everyone’s odds better I’ll now give one person $10k and 10 random people $1k. 48 hours until I pick the winners!

[Gordon Scamsay @JIMMIECROOKS]

Some of yalls birth stone is crystal meth and it shows

[David Henrie @DavidHenrie]

🤔

[charlotte alvarez @Char_alvarez]

what essential oil will stop me from being a dumb bitch

[idiot @elizabethaham]

my IUD punctured the wall of my uterus and i was crying and immobilized from pain last night. my ER visit will cost ~$1000 after ultrasounds, cultures, exams, and bloodwork. i don’t have health insurance. Planned Parenthood is taking out my IUD and fixing my uterus for FREE.

[griffin witkowski @griffinwitkows1]

These freshman who haven’t been to a single game this year and people who bought one to sell it don’t deserve to have seat in the section over these juniors and seniors who have been to almost all the games this year!

[amelia @sandraohstan]

HE DID NOT

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

remember when bella thorne would come on your tv and you just knew she was about to go off about dyslexia

[Low @LowKeyUHTN]

Yep, this the one. Pepsi got it juuuuuuuust right