lily

im not famous or interesting but these are my updates.

[lily @lilybeegirl]

It’s almost like these rules were made by people who aren’t affected by them 🤔🤔🤔

[lily @lilybeegirl]

If I’m exclusive breastfeeding my baby I shouldn’t have to go back to work til I’m done doing that. it makes no sense that babies don’t get solid food til 6 months but most parental leave in this country ends way before that

[lily @lilybeegirl]

My postpartum outfit is as follows: a hot shot onesie, the c section wrap they give you in the hospital, and one of two nursing bras I bought while pregnant that simply do not fit anymore. Absolutely thriving over here.

[lily @lilybeegirl]

Freddy, about to be dethroned as the baby, taking out his frustrations on a crinkle teething toy (the toy creeped me out anyway)

[lily @lilybeegirl]

@aannddgg No like the size of your nose gets bigger ! And sometimes doesn’t go back down after

[lily @lilybeegirl]

If I get pregnancy nose I may lose my mind

[lily @lilybeegirl]

I’m biased but this chocolate lab is better than any laboratory sry💁🏼‍♀️

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

TIP: If a friend ever says they have a chocolate lab, do not get your hopes up when you are going to their house because they are just talking about a dog

[lily @lilybeegirl]

@aannddgg When your nose swells up ! Clearly it didn’t happen to you but I’m paranoid

[lily @lilybeegirl]

@blackforager I can’t wait to hear the song for knotweed on tik tok !

[lily @lilybeegirl]

Do you ever get a splinter out after 10 days and get the urge to like frame it

[lily @lilybeegirl]

I washed and dried a prenatal vitamin in the pocket of the only semi wearable maternity work jeans I’ve been able to find ughhhhhhhh does it get any more pregnant than that

[lily @lilybeegirl]

Shout out to my car for being first to wish me happy birthday…good old ‘15 Subaru forester has never let me down !

[lily @lilybeegirl]

@k0rnchips I’m bringing Daphne’s hairstyle to mine

[lily @lilybeegirl]

I can act as cool as I want but deep down I know that my first concert was American idols live 2004 and there’s nothing I can do about that

[lily @lilybeegirl]

I know three people who have non iPhones and AirPods. This makes no sense?? Just get an iPhone

[lily @lilybeegirl]

After 16 years with the same retainer, this is the second time in the last 3 weeks my mom and I are digging through the garbage to find it

[lily @lilybeegirl]

My mom: makes the whole house use bamboo toilet paper, paper towels
Also my mom: opens all the windows when the AC is on

[lily @lilybeegirl]

Also no duh, but health insurance shouldn’t be tied to your job!! My job is where I acquired this lovely poison ivy, but my health insurance doesn’t kick in until September 1, so I’ll be scaring the general public with this face for the time being. Some bullshit.

[lily @lilybeegirl]

What my face looks like today (sorry), and a text I just received, in case anyone was wondering how hard my FBI guy works

[lily @lilybeegirl]

The most 90s thing about my parents house is that they put phone jacks in the kids bedrooms when they built the house. Now I wish it was a regular outlet so I could charge my iPhone closer to my bed. Lol.