Petty Hill

Velma on the streets; Daphne in the sheets.

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@gr8disaster

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Odyssey? You odyssey DEEZ NUTS

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@soggybrocoli To be fair I’ve had upstairs neighbors who really do be using that floor too much

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Can we please bring back normal plates to trendy restaurants? Why am I eating dumplings off a rock right now?

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@hotlocal_single I get that it’s the law and not your call but how is it better to chug it all at once and drive than to put it in a cup and finish it once you reach your destination?

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@Ghostrikuta @GelidGenteel @SparrowSocks

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@demsie_chu4 @Tort77019 @thesharpesttack @SparrowSocks I mean kinda sounds like it. How can you guarantee they’re never in the same room with nuts? Outside of the camp scenario, just day to day? If these allergies are really that severe how are these kids surviving a trip to Walmart or the movies?

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@GelidGenteel @SparrowSocks Okay but maybe she shouldn’t have been in that restaurant. How was the person at the other table supposed to know they couldn’t order the fajitas?

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Isn’t Scrooge more of a winter character? This would go really hard in December

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Johnny Depp has appeared as Ebenezer Scrooge outside of the Ebenezer store | #SDCC ‘26

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Getting stuck behind a slow walker as someone with long legs and adhd genuinely makes me feel like I’m vibrating

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@sheluvsmyscent Can’t wait to see Pong in imax 3D

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@U1timate747 @fentanylbrownie Look in the mirror

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I like when different species are hanging out in wildlife pics. Do you think they’re friends?

[dyl the tamandua @dyllikethepickl]

eatin ants #unbothered

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@AntiFeminismAU Most of these people are very obviously reacting to the camera recording the subject not the subject herself. People filming in public is very cringe

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@LeoDaVinciWave Imagine a toddler ripping these bad boys off your face

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@_sorrengailll Actually the doll the original Barbie was based on was a German “adult novelty” doll based on a “saucy high-end call girl named Lilli” who was a popular adult comic strip character. She was very much based off men’s preferences

Source: https://t.co/iqAhldvvjP

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When someone my age prefers calling to text it gives me vertigo. Like why are you doing this?

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@cooperownbey @zoinks420xx You think dudes don’t get clowned on for their stupid tattoos?

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A helicopter just flew over my place really low and my cat looked like he was having a war flashback. All that was missing was CCR playing on crackling speakers

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@JustinWhang Get one of those rolls of paper they have at the doctor’s office

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I just slapped myself so hard trying to kill a fly and I’ve never felt like a bigger rube in my life