Laurel McDonald

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@Delta I have wasted 5 hours 40 minutes of my life waiting for customer service because you canceled my flight. Still waiting....and pissed off.

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

Spinning boy #TeamDancingRoach

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@Sarah_Nicolas @drslayton Why not? Done

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@AWCZurich No one melted yesterday because I wasn't walking! I am pure sugar!

[English Coronavirus updates for Switzerland @CoronaEnglish]

The situation is concerning
Yes very, indeed
We have to talk about it
Yes we really should
Washing hands, 1,5m, masks
It really is five minutes to twelve
We need action
Sigh – the economy
We need to do something, all together
We need to discuss this everyday now
More tomorrow

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@SWatercolour I love this ❤

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

When Olympic gold medalists, Alexei Yagudin, found out I donated to a charity that helps black trans people he said that he COULDNT WAIT for people like me to die. Because of that I feel INSPIRED to donate another $1000 to the @TheOkraProject but this time, in his name. 😘

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

So I can just, like, go to Target now?

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@Chas10Buttigieg You deserve a trip to Target! ❤

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@kickthepj Mettaton/Mettaton EX

[West Wing Report (Edited by Paul Brandus) @WestWingReport]

Guy votes to leave EU, discovers non-EU members have to queue up at passport control, says it’s unfair

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@kickthepj Same.

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@janerichsen Why did I keep watching this? Because I literally couldn't stop! 😄

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

When you’re talking about the shooting yesterday, and your friends have to ask “which one?” 🤦‍♂️ #ThisIsAmerica #daytonshooting

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@kickthepj Actually, I already hold the title so back off! 🍟

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@pancho_joe My favorite Joe saying! I've quoted you many times over the years! 😍🍻

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

The only sin that occured at the gay wedding I attended on the weekend was the lack of panna cotta on the buffet table for nearly 5 minutes 🏳️‍🌈

[Laurel McDonald @Lilyfi]

@AmazingPhil Human names! The weirder, the better 🤪

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Watch Mike Pence and me break down Trump's border crisis with a little help from Rodgers & Hammerstein.

[Trey Stone @TreyStoneAuthor]

Someone mocked me for using lip balm at work, saying "that's a bit feminine."

Dude, wtf, it's winter. Are you too manly for lips? Wth.