*opening gifts*
me: :D
my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝
my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
not understanding your partners love language will really have you out here buying expensive gifts for someone who really just wants the dishes clean forreal
Most valuable things incoming college freshmen will learn:
1. Never EVER leave your parking spot on a weekday
2. How to survive with no money
3. The importance of a daily nap
You do not need a fucking plastic bag for 1 thing!!!!!! You do not need to pack your fruits & veg in plastic bags!!!!!! You do not need that fuckin plastic bag!!!!!!!!!!!!