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*aroma of isopropyl alcohol & dollar store shampoo*

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the bechdel test is actually when u meet a hot girl & bring up alison bechdel to see if she knows who that is

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@lyhyolanda many perfumes featuring cumin are meant to mimic body odor! this is a thing!!

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@spikyperilla me when some loser in a black cassock sprinkles salt around me and starts waving a cross in my face

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furries collectively have more revolutionary potential than any of the actual political orgs in this country

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@spurayous you’re right maybe carnivorous species like their baked goods tough and gamy

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pmo how it’s become common parlance to say cats are “making biscuits” WHEN BISCUITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE GLUTEN DEVELOPMENT LIKE THAT

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@spurayous then they’re doing it wrong and their biscuits will be dense

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help i’m on twitter again which historically has meant i’m experiencing an Episode

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@moonofdawn prez on commercial fragrance classification schemes 👀⁉️⁉️

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@AliaArkangel 😵‍💫

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current favorite perfume: ulrich lang’s lethe, which is apt because oh, how i wish to forget

[ashley 🍉 @girlflopgojo]

ive noticed that whenever millennials talk about this “fear of sex among gen z” they only ever mean gen z girls/women and it’s like, have you ever thought for more than 2 seconds as to why young girls and women might be averse to sex these days?? 😭😭

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@Iesbiandefender loooove how happy the strawberry looks to be spritzed on 🥰

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@Iesbiandefender as a 2002 babe myself—i’m not on ur level but game recognize game 😎

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@Iesbiandefender oh my goddddddd u are such a gen z of millennial experience (compliment)

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@suisrenaissance WALKING 👏 OUTSIDE 👏 AND 👏 STANDING 👏 IN 👏 TREES’ 👏 SHADE👏

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god forbid a girl say she likes eating seaweed because of the slight blood taste from the iron (“yOu’rE nOt beAtiNg tHE cANniBaLisM ALLegAtiONs LiLy”)