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[Javier Negre @javiernegre10]

Agradecer a este piloto venezolano que nos llevase a Venezuela. Agradece a las autoridades americanas que nos gestionasen los permisos para aterrizar porque Estados Unidos tomó el control del aeropuerto Maiquetia hace unos días. Y miren lo que dice de la actividad que realizamos en el país.

[Pete Piringer @mcfrsPIO]

Update / Gaithersburg/Montgomery Village, plane crashed into powerlines, @mcfrs ‘high-angle rescue response HM728, TRT, RS729, E731, PE708, T725 assisting Small plane into Pepco tower and hanging 100 ft in the air, 2 occupants uninjured, large area of power outages

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Front page worthy

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Some days ur pretty and some days ur ugly… I don’t make the rules

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Where all the cancers at… even if u ain’t a cancer throw up ur hands because most of y’all cancerous

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Feeling like harambe

[Total Traffic Miami @TotalTrafficMIA]

Breaking: Photos coming in from North Perry Airport in Hollywood, where a possible Tornado touched down. @NWSMiami

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*Takes a b12 vitamin and starts talking in tongues*

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Fr sometimes I miss mowing my parents lawn

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Best Buy is my sanctuary

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Bags for Jacksonville today (greatest homicide rate in Florida) wooooohoo

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@CruzadoGabriela Seniors introducing freshmen to sister grace

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I’ve gotten ridiculously good at making pasta to the point where I think I could open up a restaurant

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There are little thieves that crawl into my fridge at night and steal craft beer.

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Any song with a guitar riff is an automatic Shazam

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My dad just said I smell like his (dead) mom

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Drunk already at family dinner ohhhh bad bad bad tweeting with one eye bad

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I swear I’m still getting taller

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Carpet is kinda gross

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@PAVGOD Omg so cozzzzzzy