lily webb

let’s face it, I’m the coolest non binary butch lesbian comedian with cerebral palsy you know. (they/them) 🤠 25 yrs old |⭐️ c4 sean lock award finalist ‘23

[lily webb @lilywebb__]

so, i’m a finalist of the @channel4 sean lock comedy award…absolute insanity.

[Chortle Comedy @chortle]

Channel 4 launches the Sean Lock Comedy Award | Nominations for the inaugural accolade announced

https://t.co/F87RYRU78e

[Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿♿️ @JeromeLuvsWoke]

>becomes PM
>fixes the premier League so his team wins
>turns weather machine up to extreme
>leaves

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

Little bit of history made as Harry Kane, John Stones and Jordan Henderson look set to become the first England internationals to go through a change of prime minister during a major international tournament for a record breaking third time.

[lily webb @lilywebb__]

to be fair to steve bray i admire his commitment to holding a grudge and being a professional hater

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Andy Burnham issuing his first P45:

[lily webb @lilywebb__]

keir starmer has gone to live on a farm

[kira @kirahisuki]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[Rackelll @EhhhRackelll]

BMI is so inconsiderate doesn’t take account for big titty committees

[England @England]

Because maybe... ❤️💭

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

What a moment! 😍

Jude Bellingham singing along to Wonderwall as the England fans serenade the team 🎵

[emma ★ @rinasnights]

how do i serve england fan in a cute queer way and not in a racist reform way

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

I've said it before, Portugal need to organise a fake World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo during the real thing so he believes he's playing against DR Congo when all the players are actors. Genuinely think he'd fall for it, not sure he knows who any of his teammates are anyway.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

England have won 4-2 in a World Cup game for the first time since winning the 1966 final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

Incredible coincidence that @nigel_Farage watched the England game in the same spot in the same pub, with the same flags up, wearing the same top and standing next to someone wearing an identical top as he did during the Euros in 2024.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

ENGLAND FAN TO BBC

“FREE PALESTINE”

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

🎶 Today is gonna be the day England beat Croatia 4-2 🎶