PHATboi

Dangote's Nephew!

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Women no dey write WILL !!

For their brain, dem don conclude say husband must d!e before them 😭😭😭

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The laws of physics I created do not apply to Lionel Messi.

[Kehinde Oluwafemi Funsho @ejire001media]

This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼

[Inumidun🤩🤩🤩🤩 @uzamatt]

Lt Col Buka Suka Dimka really sounds like a name of a person that is destined to plot a coup d'etat.

The name is too hard to be conservative.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

[PHATboi @lilzic]

@Ejs598 @docakx @Spender2020 Yes Benzyl benzoate works

[U.S. Marines @USMC]

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.

Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.

We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.

Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.

Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.

#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Him nko? Who will he marry??

[Oché @TweetsbyOche]

The smell >>>>>

[PHATboi @lilzic]

@paddypower Bloody Nigerians...

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Clash of the Titans (1981)

I love this movie. Hope I'm not alone.

[The NFF 🇳🇬 @thenff]

🇳🇬🕊️ Forever in our hearts, Dodo Mayana.

We mourn the passing of legendary Super Eagles goalkeeper, Peter Rufai, a giant of Nigerian football and a 1994 AFCON champion.

Your legacy lives on between the sticks and beyond.

Rest well, Peter Rufai. 💚

#SuperEagles #AFCON

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Cyborg (1989)

Who remembers this one?

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

I just acquired this nearly 200 year old Bible (1832) for $10.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

MERCI. 🔴🔵 @PSG_inside

[PHATboi @lilzic]

@jayreson Lmao...bro i no fit forget.

[PHATboi @lilzic]

@jayreson @UNIONBANK_NG As in ehn...but if you make deposits from other places they'll collect abi? E be like say the account go just dormant be that.