Lina

kefir addict • public library enthusiast • TurboTax hater

[Lina @limaframcime]

@MetamateDaz Hot take: pro soccer players should be required to ref a couple games a year so they understand what it’s like to be heckled for doing your job

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

im so hungry i could eat the gap between what i said and what i meant

[Lina @limaframcime]

Double-stuffed cheese sandwich cracks @Ritzcrackers PLEASE IM BEGGING

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[Lina @limaframcime]

The worst thing you can do in New Jersey is not make a left turn fast enough

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Do your part to protect them! Keep off outdoor lights, leave leaf litter alone, don’t use pesticides, & grow vegetation that shades soil to keep areas of it moist enough to attract the other insects firefly larvae eat to grow big and strong and glow!

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late

[ً @americanreqiuem]

@artwithinpod the people yearn for 2D animation

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Happy International Women’s Day

[BBC Earth @BBCEarth]

20 years of Planet Earth. The series that changed the way we see the world 🌎 💚

From its very first episode, this landmark series set a new standard for wildlife filmmaking, revealing behaviours never seen before and capturing moments once thought impossible to film. Across three groundbreaking series, it introduced filming innovations that transformed natural history television and inspired millions to see our planet differently.

Join us in celebrating this extraordinary milestone and find out where to watch the first series where you are 👉 https://t.co/0XRb6d4Umo

#PlanetEarth #DavidAttenborough #PE20

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

If you tried to introduce public libraries and parks today they’d say it could never be done

[Lina @limaframcime]

Bring back circular tables at restaurants I can’t see nobody

[waka @flockakafka]

The average American mind cannot conceive the Pacific Northwest

[Lina @limaframcime]

Y aren’t ppl more creative w ads?? If I were a billionaire I’d beam ads out everywhere with random comments on society, short films, recommendations on how to drive, public service announcements, air fry recipes wtf ever. Where’s the spontaneous creativity at?????????

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Scrub Mommy has both an abrasive “flex texture” side and a soft side, whereas Scrub Daddy is only made of the abrasive “flex texture” material and is not dual-sided. In this essay, I will…

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

best thing i’ve ever learned was righty tighty lefty loosey

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world