SHILAJIT SHAWTY

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[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

If you call a charcuterie board a charcoochie board you aren’t allowed to have it

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

When the girl nobody likes starts getting bodied in the work gc, happy Monday

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Feels good to delete all my dating profiles and apps

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Big big sigh

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なぜか期待してる

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

I got absolutely annihilated today

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Breaking news - A 2025 study has found that sausages are often linked to other sausages.

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Wowowwewow

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@lady_valor_07 Lime Green Hennessy

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I’m proud of myself for today

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

BROOOO SEASON 2 IS SO GNARLY FUCK I AM INVESTED NOW

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

I am so late to the party but Vanderpump Rules was the trash tv I did not know I needed

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Can I like attach screenshots to my resume atp lmao

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Work twin sending me a text that everything is a shitshow that I’m not there is a love/hate affirmation of how much I fucking run that shit ugh

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Live
Laugh
Toaster bath

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My lip tattoo is 7 years old

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

@elonmusk You forgot about Hawaii

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I want a grippy sock vacation

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Everyone is familiar with the concept of a shitty closer, but damn I hate that I am aware of the concept of a shitty opener holy fuck

[SHILAJIT SHAWTY @limeass]

Sam’s Club is the 8th level of hell

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DJ Quiet Bakla