Paige Mackenzie

One funny s.o.b., lets face it...

[Carly Anne @carlyanne88]

Hangry Kaiser is my spirit animal 😂😂 @PBandJenelley_1

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

The Ashley Gets a Shoutout From Barbara Evans! http://t.co/ZO2GmVBfCE via @@theashleysrr

[Mocha @Mochaq2k]

Since I got rid of showtime for my budget. I'm grateful for TVGN. Bleeped words and all.

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

uh i effin luv big brother season bitches!heres my opinion luv me baby :)

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

@limegreenchili did u nut all over that shit?! hahahaaha...#sickbastardlol

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Medical marijuana is great for treating symptoms of headaches, nausea and "I want to see the Lion King 3D really high"

[Robin Roberts @RobinRoberts]

Maybe no longer being w/george clooney is reason why? :-)RT @puckrup4me: @RobinRoberts Geeze that Elisabetta always looks pissed off!!!

[🏈Festive☕️Rider🍉Fan @smilingsandra]

I really like Carsen Kressley on #dwts.

[TIME @TIME]

Congrats on a long, grumpy ride, Andy Rooney | http://t.co/w9kKig5I

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

I vote for Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins ) to replace Andy Rooney. Who's with me!? # pftompkinson60minutes

[Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli]

Houston cops accused of eating pot brownies. Cops LOVE baked goods -- especially ones that GET them baked! They R the Bong Arm of the Law!!

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

@limegreenchili well its cuz "they" are the retarded ones! #dontchaknow!?

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

@limegreenchili u son of a bitch! that is what i do r u talkin shit my good sir?!that is like my special trademark!i practically invented it

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

@limegreenchili cuz they have like the same ass melody! duh!...ya tard!

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

hum, shall i watch tosh.o or dancing with the stars?! ah, choices choices...ew btw taylor armstrong ruined her face w/plastic surgery! YUCK!

[FMyLife @fml]

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML http://t.co/QsmfsEg

[Paige Mackenzie @limecherrypie]

i so agree about capri pants, they r flattering on absolutely NO-ONE! ew, i get the chills just thinkin bout it,they need to be banned!...:P

[Kevin Berry @ThisMySassySide]

i'll never understand the appeal of capri pants. #college @WhySkidmore #somanycapriwearers #why #somanyhashtags