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A citrusy canard. Clearly specifying “parody"

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Just because you can, it doesn't mean you should

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@MTA uptown A car 4124, dude is passed out on the floor

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Well, nobody filed a feature request for it NOT to do that.

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3D printing? Bah, real men prototype with Lego.

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Tired, petro states; wired, ovo-lacto states.

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@mbalerter @BirdCentralPark been seeing, I think, a young RTH over West 125 recently, anybody know anything about this bird?

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There was listeria in the word salad, and now we all have verbal diarrhea

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Don't be a coward, hold the inauguration outdoors. If William Henry Harrison can do it, so can you.

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If you have to choose between a box of rocks and a bag of hammers, always take the box of rocks. You never know when you might meet somebody with a basket of scissors.

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When @elonmusk becomes Treasury Secretary, the new US currency will be the Dunning-Krugerrand.

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Let's go, Bannon

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Still still relevant

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I am once again asking all Airbnb operators to spend a night in their own properties.

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Attn people on the MTA: this is not a Marina Abramović performance, pull up your pants and get out of the doorways.

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smh

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Do you feel lucky, punk?

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Hi @keychronsupport please see my email and DM about order #584506

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This raises troubling questions about all my prior grocery deliveries

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.@drop I am having the same problem as this person https://t.co/MY3B1AbiWM with the doio 4-key+knob marcopad you just delivered to me. Via does not see it but layer 1 with RGB controls works. Help?

[✨ Taryn E. ✨ @Voltaireon]

I’ve joined several discord servers just to figure out this damn macropad. @drop can ya maybe make this a little more …. User friendly? I naively thought this would be as simple as plugging in my NumberPad but…. Here I am. Disassembling the Megalodon… just to reset it… #qmk

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Agreed, big miss by the 'bee.

[Stephen Bell @stevebwriter]

What qualifies a word transliterated from another language as an effectively "English" word?
I think being part of the title of a well known & respected (translated) work of English poetry would get it over the line; but @nytimes #SpellingBee creators clearly don't agree