marie freels

wife + fur mama

[marie freels @limemarieta]

easy way to trick your bf into putting his controller down lmao

[marie freels @limemarieta]

husband for sale dm for more info

[marie freels @limemarieta]

talk about the perfect summer lip color! loving this liquid lipstick in the shade ⓢⓦⓔⓔⓣⓗⓔⓐⓡⓣ by Jeweled Cosmetics! 💄✨💕

[steph🦋 @xoxostephb]

unpopular opinion: winter > summer

[marie freels @limemarieta]

just woke him up and told him that he’s literally snoring & he’s still in denial

[marie freels @limemarieta]

an actual picture of my husband “not sleeping” according to him 🤡

[marie freels @limemarieta]

it’s weird to still continuously talk ab your ex after they’ve moved on, got married, etc. right?

[marie freels @limemarieta]

do you ever just not have words? like how do I say what I’m needing to say

[marie freels @limemarieta]

if I’m coming to you privately to tell you that your husbands a creep, don’t get an attitude with me.

[marie freels @limemarieta]

me to hayden: extra spicy jalapeño sauce

hayden to the taco bell guy: extra japenyer sauce or whatever it’s called that comes on there

[marie freels @limemarieta]

hahahahaha nothing is worse than looking back at times when you thought you were fat

[marie freels @limemarieta]

so my coworker made a tres leches cake for the office which was super nice but I don’t understand spanish therefore I ate 2 big pieces…. y’all I have a freaking milk allergy HAHAHAHA

but like how was I supposed to know 🥲

[marie freels @limemarieta]

really I’m not even kidding when I say the weirdest stuff happens to me..

[marie freels @limemarieta]

me: babe can you pls knock that spider web down on the front porch? im always afraid I’ll walk into it.

my husband: im leaving the porch light on tonight so our spider can get him some dinner… poor guy probably can’t see anything with it so dark.

[marie freels @limemarieta]

I really love when you’re merging on the interstate and every single car that could get over simply doesn’t 🥲

[marie freels @limemarieta]

@a_moss2715 our trip out west was honestly one of the best experiences of my life! I would love to experience it with my own little family one day!

[marie freels @limemarieta]

you can tell me your pets are cuter, but I won’t believe you 🤷🏽‍♀️🐾💕

[marie freels @limemarieta]

I think my biggest flex is being able to say I truly married the love of my life 🥺🥺🥺

[marie freels @limemarieta]

real quick apology for spamming everyone’s feed rn - I just know I’ll forget ab twitter in a couple of months & I just want my page to be up to date

[marie freels @limemarieta]

much luv for some of my girlies 💕