Maddy Lewis

Former Closeted Anarchist | Proletariat trash | She/Her | 26

[Maddy Lewis @limesify]

In this essay I will: probably cry.

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@xapismarie @jpcramer Well if he had a butt he’d have blown it off by now. Look, it’s pointed right where it would be.

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@Katiebabes10 If I had $200 to drop on things like that I’d have someone else here shopping for me sir, what do you think this is.

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@BriCarson4 New deadline just dropped 👀

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@JHenreckson We were discussing the best upcoming video game releases at work 😭

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Not me pasting the link to squirrel with a gun remotely onto a user’s computer instead of the link for a print driver download.

He did not think the game looked nearly as exciting as I do.

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@BeanNboone I love when people tell me I look tired. It actually unlocks a new skill tree; death and destruction.

[rachel 🐸🔪 @rainylune]

frog and dragon are here to??
a) kidnap the princess
b) recruit the princess for their criminal organization

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@DSValandingham

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@BriCarson4 @krepesky @JHenreckson @danielbowmanjr @ProfAJH

[Maddy Lewis @limesify]

I’m one computer reboot away from committing sudoku. Thanks IT. (It’s me. I’m IT)

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

beebo’s school of magic🌟 (1/3)

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@danielbowmanjr Howls moving castle🥺

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Cause I don’t anyway here’s wonderwall

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You know how. Sometimes. you’ve been so trained to feel condescended to and infantilized that. Even compliments. Start to feel condescending?

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A woman just. Asked if I was too good to the stairs. And I was too startled to answer.

But. Obviously. Look at me.

[Maddy Lewis @limesify]

@danielbowmanjr I have no fewer than 3 separate group texts where we all talk about how much we love you. In your darkest hours know. ProBow is the name of a deity in many former-Taylor students’ minds.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

a quest perhaps

[Maddy Lewis @limesify]

@TimPietz Have you tried the pained look? I hear the ladies go crazy for it.