Michelle Lim

I develop things for @honey/@paypal, watch sports for fun and travel for adventure. Go Bruins!

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

First time carving a pumpkin as an adult, going back to my Sesame Street roots.
#Halloween #pumpkincarving #elmo

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

I'm used to watching police pursuits during my lunch break but this one is new to me #cowontheloose

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

it bothers me when a new team member doesn't have a profile photo in slack and never shows face on zoom. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

@lizzz_818 @FlowHealthHQ Yup, it was negative

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

A decade of Samsung phones has ended. Hello, #GooglePixel6. Kinda coral is kinda cute if I do say so myself.

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

First impressions of the new MacBook pro:
-It's thick and heavy 🏋️
-It reminds me of my MacBook from 8 years ago 🧓
-I missed magsafe, the cord design feels nice 🔌
-Very thin bezel and the notch is hardly noticeable 👌
-Camera is way better, better lighting 📷
#MacBookPro #Apple

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

why do ya'll need to do scheduled maintenance every night? i think it's just a way to get people to forget to check their summons so they can be rescheduled to do it all over again. #juryduty

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

Bye bye to my butterfly keyboard and touch bar. You will not be missed. #AppleEvent

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

I accidentally dropped my phone in cold brew yesterday and it was the best happy mistake I've made. #stillsmellslikecoffee

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

Is it still a compliment if someone stops you at Target and says they just had to say hi but then proceeds to tell you that you looked sleepy looking at the chip aisle? 🤔 #restingtiredface #ijustwantedjunkfood

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

Is this a joke? I have so many questions while going through the California recall candidate statements #VoteNoOnRecall

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

@SimoneGiertz but also, my dentist's receptionist is swedish and she actually might look like your mom. my appointment is later this month, you can come with 😁

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

@SimoneGiertz i'm not swedish and i definitely look nothing like your mom but i lived among the swedes for 5 months and jag talar lite svenska

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

Wow they hid a ternary operator on the sleeve 🤓

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

Ready for #GoogleIO! Thanks for the swag 😎

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

ya'll are just trying to ruin my childhood with these live action remakes #CliffordtheBigRedDog

[Michelle Lim @limguist]

@John_Papa I hope you didn't just jinx yourself for tomorrow

[Rich Davis, PhD, D(ABMM), MLS🧫🦠 @richdavisphd]

What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat.

Two simple demos:

First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.