krista

5’4 with a 5’6 personality

[krista @LimitLisp]

Stranger: omg I love your lipgloss!

Me: thanks, it’s donut glaze

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you’re soooo funnyyy"

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

stay away from me bro i’m teething

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i couldn’t ever be a therapist because lemme see a picture of who you’re crying over

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i'm a first responder (i answer texts right away)

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Chinese sauces are so addictive. It is impossible for my white mind to resist their incredible foreign taste

[Ben Taylor @bentay]

This meeting could’ve been 57 slack messages over the span of two days

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

The Odyssey was the loudest movie maybe ever I thought I was going to die on the ship with them

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[Master of Misfits @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[miia @miiagarro]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i could easily force a horse to drink. with the power of my mind

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons