Jit Lim

Figuring out which way is up

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My favorite son got married recently. So I got a new daughter (IL). I am thinking that marriage is a good way to another child to our family. No smelly nappy changes, no expensive day care and no puberty blues.

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Diving must be the easiest sport. Gravity does 99% of the work. Isaac Newton should get the medals.

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Men get to use their maiden name at Wimbledon.

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@hannahyeoh Maybe HP or Canon can send demo.

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@StephenAtHome As helpful as asking Al-Qaeda to vote for 9/11 commission.

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@sitikasim Palestine 11 days, Syria 11 years and then some.

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@Michael1979 @costagirl0708 What about Keith?

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@realDonaldTrump HHS eviction protection expires 31 Dec.

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@jimmykimmel That should spur him on.

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@realDonaldTrump @pfizer @US_FDA You should know by now not to mix your Pfizers. Viagra for before the erection. Vaccine for after the election.

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@GeorgeTakei It is unsafe to combine your Pfizers. Viagra for before the erection. Vaccine for after the election.

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@HooiWanV I learn new Hungarian names.

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NZ’s Cabinet and Parliament looks like the bridge and crew of Star Trek.

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@ernamh They can ban drinking or they can ban driving. Why do they always ban the fun stuff?

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Sharing experience during peanut live stream.

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@1Obefiend @netflix In Malaysia sex is more harmful than violence. How did we survive evolution?

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@NiamhAWalsh Could be worse, could be durian.

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@shellymonstr @JenAshleyWright The fencing is what’s keeping the jousters apart.

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@lauraw97_ @NHS Gravity strong where you are?

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@JessCluess @ernamh Pearl S Buck, Han Suyin