worlds greatest papa

[justice @justicexlambiIy]

me next time Florida has a Hurricane:

[worlds greatest papa @limpbiscute]

What is it about bbq sweet mesquites

[worlds greatest papa @limpbiscute]

Am I … a hater?

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

they didn’t have to go that hard on this

[faith @faiththegemini]

mom: so what happened between you and that boy??

me:

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE MOON IS IN PISCES

[worlds greatest papa @limpbiscute]

The noises my mom makes should put her in jail

[Axe @westernunion2k]

Customers will say shit like "Uhh it's asking me to remove my card?"

[Doree Shafrir @doree]

Yes delete your period app. But also don’t arrange rides for people to get abortions on Facebook. Don’t google “where to get an abortion” if you live in Texas. Don’t go to a protest unmasked. The privacy violations that are coming go so much deeper than period apps.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If selling cakes makes bakers participants in gay marriages, then selling assault rifles makes gun manufacturers participants in mass shootings.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

The Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial stayed in the news cycle longer than ten Black people massacred in a supermarket.

[@ijbailey @ijbailey]

A story that's not getting enough national attention: Here in the Myrtle Beach, S.C. area for the past 13 years, the FBI and local law enforcement officials left the impression that a white girl on vacation was abducted by a 16-year-old black dude who did evil things to her. 1/

[Kelsey @KelseyObGyn]

Normalize offering sedation for IUD insertions!

[chloe-mai✨ @cmcrossing]

animal crossing player who plays everyday but doesn’t actually make any progress on their island

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

13. I am rice

[worlds greatest papa @limpbiscute]

Cody is me bro

[worlds greatest papa @limpbiscute]

Shia LaBeouf played such a good roll in Surfs Up

[shaz 🇧🇩 @shazdidthis]

you could’ve just commissioned me