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here more often than i’d like to admit

[limxjoel @limxjoel]

Tinky Winky AND the Teletubbies is giving Nicole Scherzinger feat. The Pussycat Dolls

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tinky winky and the teletubbies dance with the crowd to britney spears toxic at canva’s pride party during cannes lions

[limxjoel @limxjoel]

Is everyone forgetting who’s the owner of the most liked post in Instagram HISTORY? Who tf cares about this.

[سونز @illix11_]

8hours VS over 24 hours ago
There are levels to this 🐐

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[limxjoel @limxjoel]

@BuzzingPop This was years ago

[limxjoel @limxjoel]

@PopTingz This was years ago

[Aglaia Berlutti @Aglaia_Berlutti]

Miren yo era de las que pensaba que #ToyStory5 era innecesaria. En realidad, es probablemente una de las películas más hermosas y mejor narradas del año.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[ᜰ 🇦🇷🇯🇵 @markklfc]

Zinedine Zidane on the Lionel Messi red card controversy vs Algeria:

🗣️ “I have watched the incident involving Lionel Messi several times now, from different angles, and I honestly don't understand how some people are calling for a red card.”

“Yes, there is contact. Nobody is denying that. But football is a contact sport, and not every collision automatically becomes a sending-off just because social media wants a bigger story.”

“What disappoints me is that people are spending more time talking about one accidental moment than talking about the football masterpiece Messi produced over ninety minutes.”

“A player scores a hat-trick, breaks records, dominates a World Cup match, and somehow the conversation becomes a challenge that lasted a few seconds. That tells you everything.”

“For me, intent matters. Context matters. The speed of the action matters. And when I look at the incident, I see a football action, not a player trying to hurt an opponent.”

“I think some people had already made up their minds before the replay was even shown. If that same incident involved another player, I don't believe we would still be discussing it hours later.”

“The truth is simple: Messi didn't escape a red card. There was no red card to escape. The referee saw it, VAR checked it, and they reached the same conclusion.”

“Instead of searching for controversy, maybe we should appreciate what we witnessed tonight one of the greatest players in football history delivering another unforgettable World Cup performance.”

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 FT: 🇦🇷 Argentina 3-0 Algeria 🇩🇿

⚽️ Leo Messi
⚽️ Leo Messi
⚽️ Leo Messi

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 BREAKING: LEO MESSI IS THE ALL-TIME LEADING GOALSCORER IN WORLD CUP HISTORY. 🏆

[limxjoel @limxjoel]

@ARCHIVESJULIAN “Hello everyone, I’m Little Spider”

[limxjoel @limxjoel]

Just watched #ToyStory5 and it was PHENOMENAL. Right up there with the top Pixar films of all time. There was a scene in the final act that was MCU/Avengers level; the audience was CHEERING.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Sometimes supportive boyfriend duties call. But you know who I’m rooting for to take the Cup 🇨🇦

[The Half Blood Lad @TheHalfBloodLad]

“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed”

— Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe  out October 24th

[Barça Touchline @BarcaTouchline]

Here we go again.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Year 14, here we go 🏹

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Writing this song felt like a musical departure and coming home at the same time. Creating something for Jessie was a new challenge and also felt like second nature all at once. And being a @toystory kid from the age of 5 til now… is an adventure I plan to be on, to infinity and beyond.

Thank you to the brilliant Andrew Stanton for imagining me for this, all those years ago when you wrote this newest film. Thank you to the incomparable @RandyNewman or the gorgeous sonic tapestry of songs and scores you’ve meticulously woven over the years. You created the Toy Story musical world, and we are lucky to get to live in it.
By we, I mean myself and my pal @jackantonoff. We wrote this with so much adoration for these characters that made us laugh and helped us learn lessons and think outside the backyard all throughout our childhoods. “I Knew It, I Knew You” from Toy Story 5 is out everywhere now. 🤠🐴

https://t.co/2JaaQvxHjp

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

My wife retired from the military during Trump’s first presidency after 22 years of service.

Trump’s letter of appreciation was signed using autopen. They had to blow the signature up, which made it look pixelated. It was garbage.

…which is where she put it as soon as we got home.

I sent @BarackObama a letter request two months before her retirement ceremony because that’s the last leader MSgt. Shead served under.

…it showed up in our mailbox the morning after she retired. It was PERFECT timing.

It’s been framed and displayed for guests to see. 🇺🇸🫡

“So anyone who comes over knows what a real President does for service members, even after leaving the White House.”

- My Wife

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.