I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
I don't understand. $ 600 is it?? In New Zealand we got $600 every week for months until we were all back at work. Our little country can do it and the wealthiest country in the world can't?? WTAF
To the asshole that asked me for napkins on my lunch break, I didn’t want to hand your bitch ass them because i had just finished eating. So while you are using those napkins I hope you don’t die. #COVID19#youaskedforit
If you are going out to eat during COVID-19, the least you could do is tip your server. Especially if you want to bitch about how everything is different. #COVIDIOTS
Did anyone else almost have a heart attack as a kid walking into and aquarium or fish store? I swear I would imagine all the fish popping out at me or all the yanks breaking at once. #childhoodanxietyatitsworst