not lena

living beyond my means

[not lena @linadunham]

crazy how the vagina self cleans. lil miss roomba

[not lena @linadunham]

What comes to your mind when a burger establishment has a signature burger sauce

and what would you do if it turns out to be dijonaise

[not lena @linadunham]

@SamJosephsness #carrying

[not lena @linadunham]

can’t name a more distressing scenario.. i hate when the cat is upset with me

[not lena @linadunham]

@kathryntdubbs and DON’T combine topics

[not lena @linadunham]

sometimes i think about how rory gilmore claimed to want to be the next christiane amanpour just to get myself angry

[not lena @linadunham]

They’re Closing All the Places I Like to Buy Desserts

[not lena @linadunham]

@grantisdumb even Ron!!

[not lena @linadunham]

the same 200 dollars going back and forth between my family and my extended family in a kind of battle of the narcissists

[not lena @linadunham]

@btwitslauren im going to start #laurinfluenced

[not lena @linadunham]

@shutupisabel @kathryntdubbs Taylor is Marty

[not lena @linadunham]

welcome to my underworld where it gets.. quite dark

[not lena @linadunham]

it’s been real and it’s been honest but it’s come to an end

[not lena @linadunham]

hands on your knees i’m angelina jolie

[not lena @linadunham]

I had a table in London while I was making Wonka. On Dune 2, I had a table in Budapest, Jordan. I had a table in Abu Dhabi. I had a table at the Cannes Film Festival for The French Dispatch. I got myself an Airbnb in a town around Saint-Tropez after The French Dispatch, overlooki

[not lena @linadunham]

got got by the fan edit community

[not lena @linadunham]

i do think people should be allowed to have a little fun. i am pro-fun. what if being a little mean is how i have fun? what then

[not lena @linadunham]

it’s like watching your sister publicly poop her pants. it’s like watching a woman pretend to orgasm at a sex magician’s off-strip vegas residency

[not lena @linadunham]

there’s no candy corn in the international grocery store

[not lena @linadunham]

@kathryntdubbs I’m afraid he doesn’t bring him up at all

[not lena @linadunham]

the white lotus should be set in Solvang