Hey @Tinder - want to sponsor our wedding? Swiped right July 2016, engaged July 2018 and getting married in Santorini June 2019. 100% getting married to my dream guy thanks to Tinder! Lemme know if you wanna participate in the wedding of the century.
Me: I’d want to adopt a hapa baby. My sister: but who would abandon a hapa baby?? Me: You’re right, they’re the corgies of babies. No one just gives away a corgi for adoption 🙃
Definitely just spent the last 15 minutes reading comments on Tristan Thompson’s latest IG photo and nonverbally agreeing with every comment that he’s 🚮 for cheating on Khloe 👎👎👎