Lina Schefer

Like everybody else

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Is it just me or did anybody else choose their career based off how useful they would be in a post apocalyptic world

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don't often get political on here, but Olympic athletes should be allowed to have sex with each other and then describe it to us.

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

What’s nursing school like? It’s sobbing every 2-4 days for two years until you graduate.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

I have been having a hard time adjusting. You can mourn the death of a friendship without wanting it back.

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Today’s mood: chasing zzquil with red wine

Night night

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Working at an old folks home really got me thinking differently like wow Andy Griffith could get it

[🌸 Abigail @AbigailFifield]

Good morning

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

I think @taylorswift13 would do an incredible cover of @dixiechicks ”Not ready to make nice”

Just saying

[🌸 Abigail @AbigailFifield]

If you see me driving around with all my windows down in the pouring rain blasting the masterpiece that is the red album by Taylor Swift… Mind your business I’m just paying my respects

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Doesn’t @scooterbraun know?! There is NOTHING @taylorswift13 does better than revenge.

#flop #cancelscooterbraun #33units #recordbreaking

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Gen Z might be worse than millennials but at least none of them are pretending to be witches.

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Laying in bed getting ready to fall asleep I ask my boyfriend to show me some love.

He literally put his leg on me and fell asleep.

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

I feel we all knew 2020 was going to be shit when @netflix told us Friends was going away.

#Friends #2020 #Netflix #pandemic #whyitgottabelikethis

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Quarantine mood

[🌸 Abigail @AbigailFifield]

@mrlockyer

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Since I don’t have any weights you can catch me gyrating in the backyard later today #coronavirus #quarantine

[Sam Strake @SamStrake]

Joe Exotic and Riff Raff are both max-level builds at opposite ends of the same character class.

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

On @netflix like which version of @batemanjason do we wanna watch?!

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

Mood:

[🌸 Abigail @AbigailFifield]

really wishing I had a hula hoop right now

[Lina Schefer @LinaSchefer]

@plinytheelder long time listener, first time caller.