I love the phrase "bust a nut" because if you first heard it without any context you'd assume it meant getting so angry that you lose it, instead of the exact opposite.
Spine Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Not really.
Doctor: Oh... will you be soon?
Me: Probably not.
Doctor: I see. I'll go print the "Back stretches for people who understand the ending of Evangelion" list then.
I'm like 90% sure Nicholas Hoult auditions for the lead role in every movie he's in, then the directors make him sit and watch every other actor's audition before casting him as the cuck.
I would get recognized in public, for the first time ever- after spending all last week at the largest nerd convention in the world, at the fucking Weird Al concert lmao
But they were all of them deceived, for another energy drink was made. In the land of Boca Raton, Florida, the Dark Lord Celcius forged in secret a Fifth Loko, to control all others. And into this drink he poured his cruelty, his malice, and High Noon Vodka.