phloggie 🇨🇦

🇨🇦 | 🏳️‍🌈 | AuDHD | hEDS | Professional Gremlin | @ThatIceRocker 🫀|

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

When you wanna be friends with someone but you don’t think you’re cool enough so you passively like their tweets instead

🥺

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@GFlo_GG halfway through week 3, highly recommend

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

took a full break every work day for the last 2 weeks

workaholic in recovery 😭🤍

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@Kayree omg huge 👏👏👏

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

built a table for the back of my couch 👍

trying be a healthy adult living alone is so time consuming

[Maya @mayahiga]

MY TED TALK IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The link is in my bio to watch it. I hope you guys love it. Thank you all for bringing me here and thank you @TEDTalks for everything.

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@ThatIceRocker brb gonna go lose a couple limbs

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

do you think hitmen look at their target and think “yeah, i’m hittin’ that”

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

just checked. canada still has porn in every province 🤙

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@ThatIceRocker @Lovandfear omg my team 🥰

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

happy birthday, my littlest april fool 🤍

life is messy & we disappear into it sometimes, but i’ve never felt like we’re lost. our hivemind is a rare gift 😭🤍

you’re the sunshine to my moonlight ☀️

WELCOME TO MID 30S, BITCH 🥰🥰

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

might fuck around and get into japanese woodworking

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@ThatIceRocker @Dexerto i’ll prep the couch & order the pizza, you just get your cute butt over here 🥰

[IceRocker 🔜 GCX @ThatIceRocker]

ITS MY LITTLE MAPLE LEAFS BIRTHDAY 🥰🥰🥰 you inspire me constantly with your light and I would rearrange the stars to look like topless blood elves so you could gaze upon them every night ⭐️💫 ily ❤️

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@ThatIceRocker WAHHHHH i’m so speechless what have you done to me 😭🤍🤍🤍 my soul

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

i’m watching history repeat irl & in world of warcraft

fancy elves, fel magic, and an evil invasion? RIP sunwell

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

dangerously close to diving into debt for a switch 2 for pokopia, give me strength

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

@Adiofreak Stopppppp get out of my head

[phloggie 🇨🇦 @Phlog]

heads up:
if friends start messaging on discord to play exonautis or test out their driving sim game they made for their “IT course”, don’t

scammers be scamming on discord

stay safe out there y’all 🫡