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Lina Valentina is a badass queen who deserves nothing but the absolute best. Also, I’m simply here for accountability, have been here a while now.
Joined August 2022
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Making shredded chicken tacos for dinner, and as it’s cooking my 3 year old is singing “White People Taco Night” by @KeithHabs. I feel personally attacked 🤣
Ma’am, I’m literally just the dog trainer…I don’t make the prices for anything in the reptile department.
@sniperftside @PBandJenelley_1 @elonmusk The fact that people even willingly pay for that shit is astounding to me 🤣. That face up cockroach pose had me feeling like I could smell it through the phone 🤢
Someone stop me from getting attached, my landlord already said no 😭😭😭
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Took my kids to the science museum today, and stared at this for like 10 minutes straight.
My autistic child: “Wow Mom, I think you have the ‘tism like I do…because you’re fascinated by this thing!”
Excuse me sir, I just like the pretty lights…🤣🤣🤣
@sniperftside I’ve tried to stay silent on her for as long as I could, I just have a soft spot for her…but she’s out of control! I literally saw a post she made today claiming Aaron’s death is fake and he’s in hiding somewhere. This claim can be so detrimental to sweet P in the future!
Honestly, it might just be the heat, but the raccoon and skunk warnings had me cackling 🤣🤷🏼♀️
@_m_a_d_i_z_o_n_ I need to know too, because I took my happy ass to Walmart and spent maybe $16 on a 40 Oz tumbler that keeps my water ice cold for 48 hours (72 give or take if I have ice in it). Why should I pay $45?! 🤣
@_m_a_d_i_z_o_n_ You’re so welcome mama! Glad it’s helping 💕
I think I broke my cousin 🤣😍
@_m_a_d_i_z_o_n_ I mean, I don’t think it’s impossible. I will admit, I went into the office and thought long and hard about trying to train a cat outside of work just to see if I could 😂
Things I never thought I’d say: “No Ma’am, I’m the dog trainer. We offer dog training classes only. Yes, I’m positive that I can’t help you with that. I train DOGS. I’m not a cat trainer. No, your cat can NOT attend one of my dog GROUP training sessions.” 😩🤦🏼♀️
@_m_a_d_i_z_o_n_ It took every single thing in me to not tell this woman to call Jackson Galaxy or whatever his name is from Animal Planet. She then hit me with a “well she’s the size of a puppy, so why not?!” 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I may or may not have enjoyed the children’s museum more than my kids 😍🤣
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@TheJokerOfPop_ @grahamallen Of course not. Not did he bitch about the Nazi flags, or the Desantis flags those losers flew at the Disney World entrance the other day…we all know why.
@TaterSalad84 I really try to stay on the compassionate side when it comes to her, because well…you know. But god, I would love to live in her reality just once to see it from her perspective. It sounds…fun 🤣
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