Eldee

communication expert, advocate for Sexual Reproductive Health and Right.

[Eldee @linchis]

This guy only pops-up every 4yrs.
You’ll never hear about him or know the club he plays for.
But once it’s WorldCup moment, Mexico brings him as their chip.

Legend

[Eldee @linchis]

Me:
Omoh, be like na this UCL night my life go change oo, I can feel it

Sporty:

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings/Queens,

If there was a queue of people who wish the best for you, you will see UNKNOWN faces more than the Known ones.

Stay guarded.

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings,

In all you do, show no signs of weakness.
Always stay Vladimir Putin.

Cheers

[Eldee @linchis]

Bro to Bro:
How’s your girlfriend treating you? Explain in football terms so that women won’t understand.

Leggo Kings.

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings/Queen,

Gentle reminder.
If you don’t know God for yourself ehn, you go pay Agents (Pastors/Imam etc) tire.

[Eldee @linchis]

Gentle reminder….

I would rather adjust my life to your ABSENCE than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your DISRESPECT.

[Eldee @linchis]

Can they open the roof now?
Arsenal happiness is trapped inside this Bernabeu stadium…
#COYG
#RMAARS

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings,

Whatever will make the other gender call you a good and intentional man, try avoid am abeg.

e get why.

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings,

Stop waiting for your turn (you no be Tinubu 🙄), them don scatter the line for front. Find your way oo.

Life no be turn by turn again, nah who get sense de change him chair.

Use your upper, e get why.

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings,

Work small
Block like 2girls
Go drink water/beer
Check price of GLE
Shout Jisos
Block another 2girls
Continue working….

Thank me later.

[Eldee @linchis]

Solomon wealth nor reach everybody but Adam Sin reach everywhere.

Who eat apple for garden of Eden nor suffér reach us wey hear the story 😭😭

God abbeg

[Eldee @linchis]

Very fast abeg 😡😡
#ARSPSV

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings,

Road from nothing to something no easy ooh….. But you see road from Something to NOTHING, na express e too free

#ZeroTraffic

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Liver,

This month is going to be rough.
Please stay strong.

Yours truly

[Eldee @linchis]

With the way things are going, e be like say na this Christmas people go really understand the meaning of
‘Silent night, Holy night 🎶’…..

That thing no be song again oo

[Eldee @linchis]

The number of persons wey don download telegram in the last few days ehn 🤣🤣🤣.

Telegram go just de cast una upandan (my landlord sef don join telegram) 🤣🤣

Nice one Equatorial Guinea

[Eldee @linchis]

Nice one Tinubu, everybody must enter market….

[Eldee @linchis]

Nail cutter no know wetin shaving stick de suffer….

[Eldee @linchis]

Dear Kings,

A gentle reminder, please make sure you give maleh (mumcy) b4 you give Obianuju.

If you know you know.

Regards.