Linda

It's better to burn out than fade away.

[Linda @lindaclack77]

Hi I'm trying to track a parcel, I received an email today advising I need to collect a parcel within 10 days but doesn't tell me where to collect? Can you help me ? My tracking number is MK275066947GB
@royalmai_Help

[Linda @lindaclack77]

#Crufts #Akela

[Linda @lindaclack77]

Living in a beautiful village, #Wareham

[Linda @lindaclack77]

@alanbadenhorst LoL

[Linda @lindaclack77]

#NewProfilePic

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

A whale can ejaculate 38 pints of semen. Next time you have bad day, remember it was some scuba diver's job to collect and measure orca jizz

[Linda @lindaclack77]

@PigSpotter got any pictures?

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers.

[Barney Simon @BarneySimon]

BIGGEST over 30's party Sat 28 Sep at Scarlet Ribbon. Two dancefloors: 80's and 90's. 1200 tickets sold so far...See you in the pit!

[Linda @lindaclack77]

@5050TV bees are wonderful! I wish more people would realise that! Thank you for your show!

[Linda @lindaclack77]

1000 Bike Show today @Germiston High School

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...

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At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it's contents.

[Linda @lindaclack77]

@PigSpotter Avoid N12 highway at all costs!! Road closed at Edenvale off ramp backed up to Rondebult!!

[EWN Traffic @EWNTraffic]

#JHBTraffic.In Edenvale there has been an accident on the N12 west after Edenvale Road, all lanes are closed as a result

[Linda @lindaclack77]

Have fun Allann Jon Venter! We're so proud of you! Live the dream!!

[Linda @lindaclack77]

Friday is my 2nd favorite F word

[Dominique @Dom14van]

“@News24: SA considers tit-for-tat UK visa rules http://t.co/N1Kp1Aovoa”

[Linda @lindaclack77]

#comedinesa you're all a bunch of bitches! Why do South Africans come dines give the rest of us such a bad name!!