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Sarcastic | Stalked | Photog | Nerd | Grammarnazi | Sapiosexual | 007 | Neurotic | Pro Bean Counter | Valar Morgulis | Go Stars | #TexasHockey

[Lindarrrgh @lindarrrgh]

Hell Yeah!

[Hockey1Stars 💚 @Hockey1Stars]

FUCK yeh!!!! #DallasStars #TexasHockey #GoStars #StanleyCupPlayoffs #DALvsVGK

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

The one, the only... Tyler Seguin

[Owen Newkirk @OwenNewkirk]

Here are Jamie Benn's 2 jokes from his media scrum today:

First, he said Tyler Seguin won fitness testing this year.

Later, he said "it's not the beer & chicken wings league anymore" and then excitedly looked in the direction of Daryl Reaugh & Brent Severyn.

#TexasHockey

[Lindarrrgh @lindarrrgh]

oh, Burnsy... 😍

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Brent Burns showed up looking dapper as ever for his first media availability of training camp, and it shocked the hockey world 🤯🤣

(h/t @PeteBlackburn)

[Lia Assimakopoulos @Lassimak]

Tyler Seguin is back.

[Michelle #AmericaOnly🇺🇲 @MichelleRM68]

I am deceased! This father was called by the principal of his son's school & asked to come in because his son had Reece's peanut butter cups in his lunch box & it's a "nut free school."

Not a gun or knife, not drugs, a damn candy bar with peanut butter! God help us!🤦‍♀️🤣👇

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Trump impersonator roasting Jimmy Kimmel at the Emmys might be the funniest thing the Emmys have produced in years. 😂😂😂
I’m dying. 🤣

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

🤠 Laura takes the TALARICO test to Texas

There’s a lot of talk about Texas turning blue—so I went to the Katy Trail Ice House to hear from Texans myself.

Favorite vegan barbecue place? - “Is that even a thing?”

Six sexes? - “There’s two. No chance.”

And Californians moving to Texas with political advice?

“Stay back home. We like it here.” 😂

Texas had some thoughts.

[TEE🧊 @ikuzoeth]

just found my dream sport

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

Reporter: “Bo, can you take us through the interception in the end zone?”

Bo Nix: “Oh yeah, dropped back and THREW IT TO THE OTHER TEAM…”

This was an all-timer 💀💀💀

[Brien Rea @BrienRea]

The kid’s lived in Texas long enough to know… #TexasHockey

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This 1974 Volkswagen Beetle had a trailer add-on that provides a small living space that can attach to the vehicle.

Bonus: it had a maneuverability of 360° and a good aerodynamics.

[📹 Dave Ford]

[Fort Worth Police @fortworthpd]

#Remembering September 15, 1999 - Twenty-seven years ago today, the @CityofFortWorth community experienced unimaginable heartbreak when a gunman opened fire inside Wedgwood Baptist Church during a youth gathering.

Seven innocent lives were taken, and seven others were wounded.

Today, we remember those whose lives were forever changed that night. We remember the victims, their families, the survivors, the first responders, and the entire Wedgwood Baptist Church community.
While the years have passed, we know that time does not erase the memories or the impact of such a tragedy.

The Fort Worth Police Department continues to keep those affected by this tragedy in our thoughts and honors the strength and resilience of the Fort Worth community.

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift stuns for surprise Emmys sketch appearance!

[thomato harley @canuckies]

pushing and shoving and grinning about it #imbricked

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Look at this footage of President Trump at Ground Zero right after 9/11. Out there on the ground, sending his own men to help, and demanding swift justice for America.
He has ALWAYS loved this country! Absolute PATRIOT! 🇺🇸🔥

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Racing driver Ollie Millroy says competitor Loek Hartog saved his life by pulling him from a burning car after a fiery crash in China. Millroy suffered multiple injuries but says, “I owe you my life.”

[Hockey1Stars 💚 @Hockey1Stars]

Hey, Cap.... how ya feelin' 'bout Monday?
#Monday #DallasStars #TexasHockey

[em @moosetanen]

He’s cheffing it up….👨‍🍳

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Jake Oettinger days until Stars hockey 🤩