steven carlone is hot

only mildly as delusional as I seem

[steven carlone is hot @lindasdrunk]

So nice when dad reaches out

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

can't believe iran is getting $300 billion before i get my doge check :(

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Trump is destroying America every single day and it makes me feel insane that not everyone is freaking out lol

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The FDA has blocked publication of research that found widely used Covid-19 and shingles vaccines were safe. https://t.co/P4ZNeIfvPV

[steven carlone is hot @lindasdrunk]

@helencftroy I immediately said it’s giving prom

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me: Why am I always broke?

Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART:

Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that"

Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed"

These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

[Maryam @hell_line0]

As a woman I am extremely aware that the reason I have my rights is because a woman somewhere got up, got MOUTHY, organised, raged, made herself INCREDIBLY inconvenient until things changed for the better for all of us. Which is precisely why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors to all women.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

shoutout to all the jersey girls

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Epstein related arrests: zero

Nancy Guthrie: still missing

FBI Director:

[steven carlone is hot @lindasdrunk]

@greg_price11 This is so fucking lit

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Connor Hellebuyck right now

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

For Johnny Gaudreau. ❤️

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Not a single mention in the Epstein files
>No blackmail

He just bombed the middle east for the love of the game

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M of our tax money, to detain 4k people of whom only 30 were accused of violent crimes, plus another 530 with minor traffic violations.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Plus two civilian deaths.

Your tax dollars hard at work 🙄

[steven carlone is hot @lindasdrunk]

@botticellibimbo @IsMitchDeadYet can you confirm