chicken salad gal

ABBA fan account (she/her)

[chicken salad gal @lindelaurel]

Why McDonalds so good

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Eating a really good sandwich! DM for deets

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Thinking about how cool my Motorola Razr was

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Also if that is not real marshawn lynch please let him know hanging out would be a fun time

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@MoneyLynch hey marshawn lynch if you ever wanna hang out just let me know. I’m just chillen so I got a lot of open time (we can talk about it when we hang)

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The thing about me is I’m a hardcore double dipper.

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Got sassed by some preteens yesterday and it still hurts

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Playing Divinity Original Sin 2. DON’T txt it

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I can’t find my headphones and I now regret every decision I have made in life that brought me to this point

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@CandyCrushSaga I agree

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I am the candy crush queen

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Gotta be honest, spelled heroes wrong until @yungjuj pointed it out

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My Heroes

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The only thing I can’t love about brian is that he wants to watch anime dubbed

[Garfield @Garfield]

It is National Lasagna Day. Time to celebrate the right way.

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Quentin Tarantino only did From Dusk til Dawn so he could put Salma Hayek’s foot in his mouth

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These are the only Tums. #askmeaboutmyheartburn #itsbad #acidreflux #ouch #tums #nospicyfoodplease

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Soml

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Great opinion I have is that all restaurants should have salad bars and hash browns

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My mom changed her FB profile pic so everyone needs to go like it now please

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My grandpa is peer pressuring me to drink