Linden House

We're funny, or at least we think we are. This is a compilation of all of the weird stuff we say. Hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

#coffeespoons @KezzleCake "Try it, it's the #whitestuff they put on #pretzels to make them taste good." #fuckinty "Uhh... White chocolate?"

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

@Nurse_Paige: #medical #marijuana #lindenology

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

@KezzleCake "how do you spell Steer? Is it 2 E's?"
@mmmmikep "birthday?"

#lindenanigans

[Arrests by @DentonPD @DentonPolice]

12/23/2012 05:31:47 | 29 yrs old | DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED http://t.co/DasiVnEx

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"I'm less worried about the Mayan Apocalypse than the 9 O'clockalypse" #thegoot #endoftheworld #2012 #notamorningperson

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"Worst day of work everrrrrrrrrrr ü hey look my phöne can do umulauts" #theshityoulearnonbreak #retailsux #add

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

I love @lovejerseymikes . It's the vinegar, oil, and okra that makes it @Nurse_Paige #mikeSway

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

What are you doing Saturday? We are having a secret Santa hat drawing competition! #Saturnight @KezzleCake

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

@lindenanigans #nerdingit up with @startrek

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

When in doubt Spock it out #DerpPaige #drunkjosh

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"I like raking. A lot." "Oh yea, would you say you are a serial rakist?" #strangerdanger #poorleaves @mmmmikep @Nurse_Paige

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

It was less bouncing off the walls and more like uncontrollable shaking in the corner in a cold sweat #caffeineoverdose @Atpruitt @mmmmikep

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"You look shorter." "Oh, I shaved my mustache." @Ty #fuckinty #coolbeans

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

Fact: chocolate vaginas melt in your mouth, not your hand. #femminnazis

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"What's wrong with the tv? Why is it so small?" "It didn't eat its vegitables." @KezzleCake @mmmmikep #lindenannigans #lindenology

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"Hey guys, I'm growing. My pants are shorter!" "No, you just suck at doing laundry," #coinoperatedlaundry #nogrowthspurt4u

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

An apple smirnoff a day keeps the doctor away @Nurse_Paige #themoreyouknow

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"Guys, I just cleaned the house, so lets try to keep the funiture upright." @mmmmikep #drunkjoshisdrunk

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"Gross. You need to go to physicial therapy." "Naw, I just need to go to normal therapy." #Lindenology #brandt #ripassrocks

[Linden House @lindenanigans]

"I'm going to wear my Oaktoberfest shirt at @OakStreetDraftHouse. #OAKCEPTION!" @Nurse_Paige