El Chachõ

Don't be content with just being average

[El Chachõ @LindenFlyer]

We had 208 W Willow for what 30 years, that house belonged to one fraternity alone get that "rip ato" shit out of here

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

W #JameisOnFox

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"My Texas. My Dune."

[Clifton Sellers @CliftonSellers]

Wife: “how’s the round going?”

Me:

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

Maple lays under our American flag because she thinks it's petting her 🥹🇺🇸❤️

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

😳🥴

[The Prop Dealer @thepropdealer]

You know what...

USA are playing today at the World Cup today & we're fresh off a big parlay win two days ago...

If this post hits 250+ ❤️’s I’ll post my World Cup Goalscorer Model for FREE... Deal?

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me getting ready to say “nil-nil” instead of 0-0 when someone asks the score at the World Cup watch party

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The travel group with Ella Langley, our new favorite musician🤠

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

I notice you stopped laughing.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE‘RE IN OKLAHOMA CITY!!!!! Thank you so much to Ella Langley and her team for the amazing hospitality.

WE FINALLY HAVE NEW SUITCASES!!!🤩

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

I‘m a traitor because I‘m honest and share my real experience I’ve made in the US talking to Americans instead of just following the news blindly? Then I love to be a traitor!

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Nah, I can't come over. I'm in Iran, T. They're gettin' $300 billion, we gotta get a piece of that action.

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Eagle @eagle97jjk]

how they be treating messi in football twitter