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embarrassing.

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I feel like a fraud when I go to whole foods

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@ceddywap1738 No wild turkeys hahaha. We stayed in New Hampshire and just visited during a rainy day & went to Fenway park for a game another night.

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“You wish me a merry pissmus, you wish me a merry pissmus”

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I’m in literal tears reading this

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I asked Vinny which sink he wanted to wash his hands at after coming in from playing outside. He boldly yelled “I don’t have to mom. I’m going to watch something. Don’t fight with me.” …He’s not even three.

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But what is there that a Bloody Mary can’t cure ?

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I forwarded a medical bill email to my husband. And then immediately got an email back “thank you for your payment” - like wow you’re annoying sometimes but you’re honestly the best.

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My feed is all about how dangerous seed oils are…. And my baby’s formula is made up of corn syrup and seed oils lol WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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It’s so weird to realize I’m a grown ass woman

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After experimenting twice, I’m here to say there is no “good time of year” to have a newborn baby.

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“How many times do I have to tell you, you cannot growl with food in your mouth”

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Vinny’s pronunciation of Christmas is “pissmus”

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THESE TARGETED ADS ARE GETTING ME.

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I keep getting sucked in to online ads while feeding the baby in the middle of the night.

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Late night dipping a loaf of bread into the roast gravy. 🤤

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It’s been 7 weeks and I’m still smiling over the fact that I’m no longer pregnant.

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@KatrinamassD Should have specified things safe while breastfeeding 😂 can’t even drink that much caffeine.

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Now that I’ve “accepted” sleep is no longer part of my imminent future, I need recommendations on how to feel awake without sleep.

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I had a serious conversation in person with a man today whom I couldn’t see because I was holding my toddler who was giggling while pulling my hair and putting it over my face.