lindsay_mc

I AM INVISIBLE

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Don't take that tone with me, Nutella.

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Of course, the leopards will have a much easier job once the polio starts really taking hold.

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Gonna be a lot of very fat leopards in the US over the next few years.

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Jeez Seth, you could just have brought a bird in.

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Not even 24 hours under new management and we're in the teeth of a frickin biblical thunder and lightning storm. My new MP will be getting a strongly worded email about this!

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@deacongusset This morning I came perilously close to kicking one email off with "who rattled your fuckin cage?". Feels like it's been a veeeery long day.

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@Psychonaut99 Well if you take her this year then please make sure she's got her photo ID.

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@Psychonaut99 Jezza Hunt's off to the nearest dentist to borrow a roll of "well done for being brave!" stickers.

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@Psychonaut99 I've become very fond of the Taskmaster New Zealand series 2 and 3 contestants, especially the chap who can't work out how to escape after being locked inside the caravan and goes visibly insane.

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That darts boy looks like he had a tough paper round.

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All hail Lizzie Biscuits! #onlyconnect

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Jesus fucking Christ, they've brought bloody David Cameron back into government??!!

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Only my mother could send an email with "no panic" as the subject line and then within it reveal that Dad's had two cardiac arrests. She is truly the master of the understatement.

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Extraordinary serendipity to have Katherine Ryan's episode of Who Do You Think You Are? on BBC1 tonight!

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*SIGH*

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A pretty good view for today's jog.

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Just to make Only Connect more tricky, I can only see the first three clues.

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Might I enquire as to when I'll be receiving my apology from Nige about the damage he's caused to the entire country? Presumably he's working his way round all of us - do I wait for a time slot, like with DPD?

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Every time I go to the hairdresser they have another array of knitted delights.

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Cool, I'll be invoicing Liz Truss for that extra ten grand mortgage interest I'm on the hook for now.

[Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps @grantshapps]

I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning

As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill

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Thank fuck for Josh Homme, the giant ginger Viking of my dreams #Glastonbury