big boy pants

live laugh lobotomy | 30 | she/they | 🍉

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

my favorite hobby is chewing a hole in my lip

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

the siren song of babying the bangs

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

i love being an unapproachable bitch

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

not to say it doesn’t hurt, i’m not impervious to other’s opinions. just truly shaken to my core at the lengths to which ppl will stretch the truth

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

bruh being publicly vilified is a crazy arc. especially for these delusional ahh heaux

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

pulling up to the last show of the school year like

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

nothing makes me wanna kms quite like laundry

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

losing lipglosses u have never heard of in purses u can’t pronounce

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

this has been the longest post spring break week in the history of ever

[Acyn @Acyn]

Piker: Every single dollar that is spent on a bomb is stolen from each of you because that’s a dollar that they spend blowing up a school overseas instead of building schools in your neighborhood.

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

@lind_kitty she really liked DtMF and i couldn’t let her stay ignorant 😂

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

i told my mom a song she liked was bad bunny and i swear a part of her republicanism died inside

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

me when a man has fewer tattoos than me

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

i cannot stress how fucked up a time it is to be in public education

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

somebody come put a g!n to my head so i can get some grading done

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

if i get nuked because of FUCKING D0NALD TRÜMP

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

being bipolar is wild because tf u mean my 20 mg of prozac isn’t enough to stabilize me through eclipse season

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

back on my pink hair bullshit

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

*says one true thing*
*gets blocked*

tell me how i’m the problem you little bitch ass

[big boy pants @lindsay_pixie]

for being generally non problematic there’s a lot of heaux talking shit on me