lindsaymariephillips

Follow for cute pics of Abe’s & I occasionally bitch about bar guests

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@sean_miller10 hey Sean P Miller. Wanna have a mimosa? 🎄

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

I love it when you write “cash” on the tip line but don’t actually leave cash. You obviously know not leaving a tip is an asshole thing to do, so don’t be a 🐱 about it by pretending like you did. Own it, ya asshole.

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@brittanyyph V unlike you to feel things towards marriage

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@brittanyyph

[blakey @glitterdotdal]

this is u and ur 3rd @

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@WorkmanDalton Hahahahahah man you got problems 😂😂

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

Married man comes up to me at the gym: “I’m sorry but where do I know you from?” Sir, you know me from work when you get drunk and pretend you aren’t married.

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@brittanyyph @JadeLank4d @NothinButNetz_ HAHHAHA

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@Britt_Bargstedt Damn that was entertaining 😂😂

[Jade Nowak 🖤 @jadee_nowak]

@brittanyyph @sarah_newsome @lindsaymph we always sharing 😅💕

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@JadeLank4d Me wuvvvv you

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

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[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@megobernard You can be obsessed and it’s fine 😘

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

I either get creepy obsessed guys or complete douches. No in-between 🤷🏼‍♀️

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

Last night, this girl handed me a $20 bill and said “imma be honest girl, that money has been in my titties and it’s soaking wet”. Y’all I had to pick up that 20 with a napkin.

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

@Its_J_G 😂😂😂 you know I got you

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

I love it when a random guy at the bar asks me if I’m going to “hook him up” with his drink. That’s so attractive, I love a good cheap ass.

[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

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[lindsaymariephillips @lindsaymph]

At Panera, and this lady is wearing a face shield with no mask, and the bottom is completely open not sealed. Those aerosols will be so confused and not be able to travel up into the opening fo sho😅

[logan patton @PattonLogan015]

If you treat servers or bartenders like it’s free for them to give you service don’t go out and eat.. it’s preposterous to think that you won’t tip them accordingly.. it cost $0.00 to be a nice person