Nights out have reached a new level of messy when you lose your phone, leave your jacket at the bar and end up walking through the streets shoeless all when it was suppose to be a CASUAL SUNDAY NIGHT
I still giggle at little things like my battery percentage being at 69% or when the clock says 4:20 and honestly I hope that immaturity never goes away
Every time I go to the doctors I wanna ask the people around me what they are here for just to know if it’s something worse then me so I know if I should be pissed if they go in before me or not 🤷🏻♀️
Both of my roommates have their boyfriends over and the one pair are all happy and giggly and the other ones boyfriend just brought her pizza and I’m over here chilling with my cacti 🙄
My work ordered pizza for us tonight and you can bet your ass I ate a whole box to myself and took home leftovers.. gotta maximize that free food #studentlife
Me before the bar: Drinks are SO expensive I can’t afford that. I’ll go hard at pre & bring some cash in case of emergency
Me at the bar: GOOD EVENING MADAM. ILL HAVE 2 OF YOUR FINEST RUM AND COKES. KEEP THE CHANGE. ANYONE WANNA DO SHOTS?
When someone takes forever to text back I get all salty but then I realize this is probably how people feel texting me... and you’d think that’d encourage me to respond faster and not be salty towards others but unfortunately it does not
why is everybody so fckn heartbroken? guys ain't shit, girls ain't shit, you know who is? YOU, so do you, if they were meant to be in your life they would be man
When you find out ur paper that’s due tomorrow has to be 7 pages and not 12 like you thought!! I mean I’m still only on page 1 but it’s the little things in life, right?