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get these cookies baby

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Bon on a walkie talkie:

[im ave @tsve_]

cleaning my cats eye boogers

[jynx @jynxbby]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[jack nasty @heidenfiles]

me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it https://t.co/g2fzVQofDZ

[ry @LocalDilf]

I only have 2 cats, but they make me understand the folks that end up with like 58 cats. I am not justifying them but I am empathizing with them

[JⱯCK @draikjack]

have you streamed #JOYRIDE by @KeshaRose today? 🫡

[ry @LocalDilf]

The way I didn’t think my Nana even knew how to text but at Mother’s Day brunch she referenced my last few insta stories

[ry @LocalDilf]

my cats at 5am:

[ry @LocalDilf]

@MistressIBrooks What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

[•E *ೃ༄ @_carmenwinstead]

When my candle tells a good joke but I’m about to leave the house

[ry @LocalDilf]

Finally saw Oppenheimer and the biggest cameo gag for me was the Mayor from Buffy

[ry @LocalDilf]

STOP throwing shit at people like Bebe, Cardi, and Lil Nas X!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throw shit at Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean

[ry @LocalDilf]

it’s Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mark Ronson on the final mystery artist for the #Barbie soundtrack:

“One of the f-cking greatest living artists around but also had a very personal, idiosyncratic tie to Barbie as well.”

[ry @LocalDilf]

Monday after Pride

[ry @LocalDilf]

got to the office and we’re out of apple juice https://t.co/Ry5u9nfPKt

[ry @LocalDilf]

Me Vs My seasonal allergies this week

[ry @LocalDilf]

Is it homophobic if my landlord makes me pay rent during Pride Month? 🤔 (yes)

[ry @LocalDilf]

photoshop ai 😭 there goes my job!!!!

[ry @LocalDilf]

Not this new tiktok font giving android 😩😩😩