aunt princess borger

she/her

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

Just bc some frickin idiot peed on the seat I gotta have a strangers pee on the back of my legs like it's my fault

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

@mcmcnett Wait I do believe I ghosts

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

Lmk

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

When anyone i know changes their last name post marriage, i don’t think i actually knew their original last name for a good min

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

10000% just flicked my booger into an open jeep

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

@mcmcnett It’s my main millennial trait, unfortunately 😓

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

@mcmcnett Classic black and white pet

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

I’m sorry …. what

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

@face_helmet @jm__prod tru

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added

[aunt princess borger @lindsbergg]

@face_helmet A really weird side effect of the vaccine left me with only one boob. They’re both there but they merged... super weird but I’m okay 🙂

[Hot Local Single @hotlocal_single]

Is everything ok Biden? You hardly touched your campaign promises

[lana eats pizza @estrozeneca]

firmly supporting the 4/20/69 movement

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

Presidents communicated with the public for decades before social media, and Trump has many ways to do so despite being barred from several platforms. The claim that he “can’t say anything” about the Capitol riot is False. https://t.co/RMO8gKm6Be